Hey Kyle.

Sent Kyle a note to show him just what I can do for him.

For you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv77Nt-jOME


oh just skip to the end, say about 6 minutes.

You might need to pause the video, don't think you can read fast enough.

Also this very video is just #6 in a goggle search. So I am right up there with your site and the Graffiti Gangs that bear your same name.

Classy name you have.

Remember, you started it, Kyle. You could have just politely banned me from your site instead of being a douche. I left civil, but you made me be this way.

Next is breaking down TKO's code. Got to say, all this is for Kyle.

Creating website for pretend clan.

I really must have lost my mind. You see, I created a clan U3W as a gag clan, something I threw out there and something I put together. Mostly because there was someone who said running a clan website took too long and there was always disappointment.

My only disappointment is that creating one site was not enough for me....I had to make another. Mind you, this is for a pretend clan that has no plans of "mass" recruiting or even think they are the cream of the crop....hell I have known one clan that thought they were family.

No this clan was just me thinking up of a crazy name and going for it.

U3W, or United 3ukkake Warriors, is just a clan of I wanted to have fun with.

http://u3w.proboards.com/

http://u3w.aowc.net/

Look, content is easy, most steal from others. Some link up other people's Youtube videos and say it is original content. Others, make videos, post them up to Youtube and have to re-edit the videos after they realize somebody was a prick.

Be happy in what you can do. And remember Kyle, you be a bitch.

Socom, MAG, BF2. What to do, what to do.

I play all 3 games, each for a different reason:

1) Socom is like a glove, I can put it on and play it. No problem, still feel good to play. I may have burn my bridges with the old clan, but I still play with a few of them when they don't play as a group. The new fixes to the scopes have made this game even better.

2) MAG is one of those games where the scope of play is so huge that when you play it, you get absorbed into the conflict. The scope of it is impressive.

3) BFBC2 is impressive, The maps might not be as big as MAG, but the graphics and the free roaming on the maps make it a very nice game to play. I have already finished the Campaign and look forward to blowing up walls to get to my objectives while other are looking for a door.

Simple mindless bull....from Kyle.

First post:

I want this section to be devoted to making the clan everything it can be , almost like i wish list , I guess.....................

Second post:

I wished no one would read this , and it came true , See it works!!! LOL

Oh Kyle, you really are a funny little shit. and here I thought your new year resolution was to be a little more open. Didn't know you were just talking about your orifices.

MFG!

This isn't MW2 or MAG. Why are these guys pulling out their pistols when the other guy has a machine gun?

Love playing with the Japanese players. Makes my day hearing people swear in different languages about a Tilly.

Will be playing under different profiles to get all the Specialization weapons.

The name is the thing.

Definitions from UrbanDictionary:

Assault Rifles - "ALICE":

The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.

SMGs - "MOTOKO":

Major Motoko Kusanagi (Kusanagi Motoko) is a fictional Japanese character in Masamune Shirow's Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series. She is a cyborg employed as the squad leader of Public Security Section 9, a fictional division of the real Japanese National Public Safety Commission.

Pistols - "GLADYS":

A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

Sniper Rifles - "TILLY":

A girl who is deceptive and wild, all with an innocent smile across her face.

Shotguns - "VERA":

A beutiful, sweet, loving, perfect chick who rocks my socks off... and other various articals of clothing

Machine Guns - "GLORIA":

A ladies furry front bottom.

Fucking hell.

Primary * Assault Rifle 1. 300 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL assault rifles, both commando and mercenary) 2. 600 Points - ALICE (Camo HK36, enhanced stats over normal HK36, can be used on both sides) 3. 900 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced assault rifle stats) * SMG 1. 300 Points - Custom Silencer (can be used on ALL SMGs, both commando and mercenary) 2. 600 Points - MOTOKO (Camo F90, enhanced stats over normal F90, can be used on both sides) 3. 900 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced SMG stats) * Pistol 1. 50 Points - Blue Laser (can be used on ALL pistols, both commando and mercenary) 2. 100 Points - GLADYS (Gold DE .50, enhanced stats over normal DE .50, can be used on both sides) 3. 150 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced pistol stats) * Sniper Rifle 1. 200 Points - Custom Bi-pod (can be used on ALL sniper rifles, both commando and mercenary) 2. 400 Points - TILLY (Camo SR-25, enhanced stats over normal SR-25, can be used on both sides) 3. 600 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced sniper rifle stats) * Shotgun 1. 100 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL shotguns, both commando and mercenary) 2. 200 Points - VERA (Camo USAS 12, enhanced stats over normal USAS 12, can be used on both sides) 3. 300 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced shotgun stats) * Machine Gun 1. 200 Points - Custom Scope (can be used on ALL machine guns, both commando and mercenary) 2. 400 Points - GLORIA (Camo MK .48, enhanced stats over normal MK .48, can be used on both sides) 3. 600 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced machine gun stats) Secondary * Assault Rifle 1. 300 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL assault rifles, both commando and mercenary) 2. 450 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced assault rifle stats) * SMG 1. 300 Points - Custom Silencer ( can be used on ALL SMGs, both commando and mercenary) 2. 450 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced SMG stats) * Pistol 1. 50 Points - Blue Laser (can be used on ALL pistols, both commando and mercenary) 2. 75 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced pistol stats) * Sniper Rifle 1. 200 Points - Custom Bi-pod (can be used on ALL sniper rifles, both commando and mercenary) 2. 300 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced sniper rifle stats) * Shotgun 1. 100 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL shotguns, both commando and mercenary) 2. 150 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced shotgun stats) * Machine Gun 1. 200 Points - Custom Scope (can be used on ALL machine guns, both commando and mercenary) 2. 300 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced machine gun stats) CUSTOM ATTACHMENTS (Unlock #1) Assault Rifles - Custom Camo Front Grip (Equips on ALL Assault Rifles). SMGs - Custom Suppressor (Equips on All SMGs). Gives 2 bars quieter than standard suppressor. Pistols - Custom Blue Laser (Equips on All Pistols). Gives 4 bars of accuracy to weapon. Snipers - Custom Bipod (Equps on All Snipers). Shotguns - Custom Camo Front Grip (Equips on ALL Shotguns). Machine Guns - Custom Scope (Equips on All Machine Guns). Low scope with 4x & 10x zoom. CUSTOM WEAPONS (Unlock #2) Assault Rifles - "ALICE": A Gold HK36, better damage and range. Tends to give more headshots than normal(?). SMGs - "MOTOKO": A Gold P90 with slightly better damage, weapon range and speed. Pistols - "GLADYS": A Gold DE.50 with 1 additional bar of damage. Sniper Rifles - "TILLY": A SR-25 with Snow camo. Has faster fire-rate, 1 bar more accuracy, 1 bar quieter. Shotguns - "VERA": A USAS with more damage, higher firing rate and lower encumbrance. Machine Guns - "GLORIA": A Silver Mk.48 with 1 more bar of damage and 1 more accuracy. CLASSIFICATIONS Depending on your configuration for weapon specialization classes your "Classification" will change. Classifications can be seen by going into a game room, highlighting a players name, and it will show their Primary and Secondary specialization, if they "starred" it, and their Classification name. Juggler - Sniper / Assault or Assault / Sniper Ninja - SMG / Sniper or Sniper / SMG Duelist - Assault / Pistol or Pistol / Assault Assassin - Pistol / Sniper or Sniper / Pistol Split Decision - SMG / Assault or Assault / SMG Short n Sweet - Pistol / SMG or SMG / Pistol Cowboy - Pistol / Shotgun or Shotgun / Pistol Watchman - Assault / Shotgun or Shotgun / Assault Boomer - Machine Gun / Shotgun or Shotgun / Machine Gun