Thursday, December 9, 2010

Stop the hate.

You know it has been 2 years since this piece of shit has been out. Every body knows it is a piece of shit, but people still play it and say it is a piece of shit.

Can we stop, please?

I have enough problem with people blaming me for the lag, and seeing them dropping off of the PSN in ten minutes. News flash: Wasn't me mucking up the connection.

I have seen hackers and lag switchers, hell I have seen a clan that said the lag switch was a prerequisite to joining. But, do we need to bitch about it every damn night.

One group I play with, they have a person that plays and bitches that I fuck the game up. Like it my fault the man has 4 moves and it is an 8 round game.

At lease I have people that let me play with them. I can play two matches and call it a night. I don't feel the need to do anything to prove myself to anyone. And I don't regret anything. Except a zombie mode, in the Blizzard map. That would be epic.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Revisiting a pervious post

The post I want to talk about is here. I think it is important to see how the clan has done.

Let's look at all the players:

Summerkills - Last online 12 days 10 hours 31 minutes ago Other account; missummerkill1 Last online over 2 weeks ago;

Major.Stifler - Last online over 2 weeks ago

Devaltaker - going pretty strong, but he is on minor league duty on the B squad, Patrol [TKO] The Knightowls 3.
Reddrum-94 - doing great.

Moosedrooln - doing great.
G
ixxer_27- better than his team mates, by far.
Docjay2 - hasn't played in a while.
Prybar141516 - like Gixxer.

Kyle, I thought the clan was supposed to be joined into "One solid company". Seven months later and you still can't get in done? Surprise is my color for the day.Wasn't the whole purpose of being one team, mean one team?

I personally challenge your team with whoever I am with. Get your ass out of the NA Clan matches playing against yourself, bring your shit, and get done in.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Socom Nightmare.



Avenged Sevenfold's : Nightmare

better version is down-loadable at here

Enjoy.

Lag-switch, anyone?

So playing a game with some new people, and was accused of lag switching. Seems a person can't kill 3 people every round without someone talking. First off, don't lag switch, why fuck up a game with shit like that. Second, I am getting 3 kills a round for three good reasons: heavy armor, Vera, and sobs not moving around the map.

Finally, I have the bouts on video, will be adding it to you tube today.

Also there was an instant where I talked to a person rudely. However this is somebody who also thought I was being rude to his brother. Look, if nobody tells me the boy is 11, and he daces on my body, I get the right to say something to him in the lobby. After being told his age, I apologized to the boy. Having 3 kids of my own, though I don't understand allowing an 11 year old to play the game, I understand not to talk to them in a bad way.

However, the brother who goes around to talk behind my back, to get me knockoff a game because he has issues, well he can stop that crap.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Hey Kyle.

Sent Kyle a note to show him just what I can do for him.

For you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv77Nt-jOME


oh just skip to the end, say about 6 minutes.

You might need to pause the video, don't think you can read fast enough.

Also this very video is just #6 in a goggle search. So I am right up there with your site and the Graffiti Gangs that bear your same name.

Classy name you have.

Remember, you started it, Kyle. You could have just politely banned me from your site instead of being a douche. I left civil, but you made me be this way.

Next is breaking down TKO's code. Got to say, all this is for Kyle.

Creating website for pretend clan.

I really must have lost my mind. You see, I created a clan U3W as a gag clan, something I threw out there and something I put together. Mostly because there was someone who said running a clan website took too long and there was always disappointment.

My only disappointment is that creating one site was not enough for me....I had to make another. Mind you, this is for a pretend clan that has no plans of "mass" recruiting or even think they are the cream of the crop....hell I have known one clan that thought they were family.

No this clan was just me thinking up of a crazy name and going for it.

U3W, or United 3ukkake Warriors, is just a clan of I wanted to have fun with.

http://u3w.proboards.com/


http://u3w.aowc.net/

Look, content is easy, most steal from others. Some link up other people's Youtube videos and say it is original content. Others, make videos, post them up to Youtube and have to re-edit the videos after they realize somebody was a prick.

Be happy in what you can do. And remember Kyle, you be a bitch.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Socom, MAG, BF2. What to do, what to do.

I play all 3 games, each for a different reason:

1) Socom is like a glove, I can put it on and play it. No problem, still feel good to play. I may have burn my bridges with the old clan, but I still play with a few of them when they don't play as a group. The new fixes to the scopes have made this game even better.

2) MAG is one of those games where the scope of play is so huge that when you play it, you get absorbed into the conflict. The scope of it is impressive.

3) BFBC2 is impressive, The maps might not be as big as MAG, but the graphics and the free roaming on the maps make it a very nice game to play. I have already finished the Campaign and look forward to blowing up walls to get to my objectives while other are looking for a door.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Simple mindless bull....from Kyle.

First post:
I want this section to be devoted to making the clan everything it can be , almost like i wish list , I guess.....................

Second post:
I wished no one would read this , and it came true , See it works!!! LOL

Oh Kyle, you really are a funny little shit. and here I thought your new year resolution was to be a little more open. Didn't know you were just talking about your orifices.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

MFG!

This isn't MW2 or MAG. Why are these guys pulling out their pistols when the other guy has a machine gun?

Love playing with the Japanese players. Makes my day hearing people swear in different languages about a Tilly.

Will be playing under different profiles to get all the Specialization weapons.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The name is the thing.

Definitions from UrbanDictionary:

Assault Rifles - "ALICE":
The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.

SMGs - "MOTOKO":
Major Motoko Kusanagi (Kusanagi Motoko) is a fictional Japanese character in Masamune Shirow's Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series. She is a cyborg employed as the squad leader of Public Security Section 9, a fictional division of the real Japanese National Public Safety Commission.

Pistols - "GLADYS":
A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

Sniper Rifles - "TILLY":
A girl who is deceptive and wild, all with an innocent smile across her face.

Shotguns - "VERA":
A beutiful, sweet, loving, perfect chick who rocks my socks off... and other various articals of clothing

Machine Guns - "GLORIA":
A ladies furry front bottom.

Fucking hell.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Primary


* Assault Rifle


1. 300 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL assault rifles, both commando and mercenary)
2. 600 Points - ALICE (Camo HK36, enhanced stats over normal HK36, can be used on both sides)
3. 900 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced assault rifle stats)


* SMG


1. 300 Points - Custom Silencer (can be used on ALL SMGs, both commando and mercenary)
2. 600 Points - MOTOKO (Camo F90, enhanced stats over normal F90, can be used on both sides)
3. 900 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced SMG stats)


* Pistol


1. 50 Points - Blue Laser (can be used on ALL pistols, both commando and mercenary)
2. 100 Points - GLADYS (Gold DE .50, enhanced stats over normal DE .50, can be used on both sides)
3. 150 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced pistol stats)


* Sniper Rifle


1. 200 Points - Custom Bi-pod (can be used on ALL sniper rifles, both commando and mercenary)
2. 400 Points - TILLY (Camo SR-25, enhanced stats over normal SR-25, can be used on both sides)
3. 600 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced sniper rifle stats)


* Shotgun


1. 100 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL shotguns, both commando and mercenary)
2. 200 Points - VERA (Camo USAS 12, enhanced stats over normal USAS 12, can be used on both sides)
3. 300 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced shotgun stats)


* Machine Gun


1. 200 Points - Custom Scope (can be used on ALL machine guns, both commando and mercenary)
2. 400 Points - GLORIA (Camo MK .48, enhanced stats over normal MK .48, can be used on both sides)
3. 600 Points - Gold Star (trophy and enhanced machine gun stats)

Secondary


* Assault Rifle


1. 300 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL assault rifles, both commando and mercenary)
2. 450 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced assault rifle stats)


* SMG


1. 300 Points - Custom Silencer ( can be used on ALL SMGs, both commando and mercenary)
2. 450 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced SMG stats)


* Pistol


1. 50 Points - Blue Laser (can be used on ALL pistols, both commando and mercenary)
2. 75 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced pistol stats)


* Sniper Rifle


1. 200 Points - Custom Bi-pod (can be used on ALL sniper rifles, both commando and mercenary)
2. 300 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced sniper rifle stats)


* Shotgun


1. 100 Points - Custom Front Grip (can be used on ALL shotguns, both commando and mercenary)
2. 150 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced shotgun stats)


* Machine Gun


1. 200 Points - Custom Scope (can be used on ALL machine guns, both commando and mercenary)
2. 300 Points - Silver Star (trophy and enhanced machine gun stats)


CUSTOM ATTACHMENTS (Unlock #1)

Assault Rifles - Custom Camo Front Grip (Equips on ALL Assault Rifles).
SMGs - Custom Suppressor (Equips on All SMGs). Gives 2 bars quieter than standard suppressor.
Pistols - Custom Blue Laser (Equips on All Pistols). Gives 4 bars of accuracy to weapon.
Snipers - Custom Bipod (Equps on All Snipers).
Shotguns - Custom Camo Front Grip (Equips on ALL Shotguns).
Machine Guns - Custom Scope (Equips on All Machine Guns). Low scope with 4x & 10x zoom.


CUSTOM WEAPONS (Unlock #2)

Assault Rifles - "ALICE": A Gold HK36, better damage and range. Tends to give more headshots than normal(?).
SMGs - "MOTOKO": A Gold P90 with slightly better damage, weapon range and speed.
Pistols - "GLADYS": A Gold DE.50 with 1 additional bar of damage.
Sniper Rifles - "TILLY": A SR-25 with Snow camo. Has faster fire-rate, 1 bar more accuracy, 1 bar quieter.
Shotguns - "VERA": A USAS with more damage, higher firing rate and lower encumbrance.
Machine Guns - "GLORIA": A Silver Mk.48 with 1 more bar of damage and 1 more accuracy.




CLASSIFICATIONS

Depending on your configuration for weapon specialization classes your "Classification" will change. Classifications can be seen by going into a game room, highlighting a players name, and it will show their Primary and Secondary specialization, if they "starred" it, and their Classification name.

Juggler - Sniper / Assault or Assault / Sniper
Ninja - SMG / Sniper or Sniper / SMG
Duelist - Assault / Pistol or Pistol / Assault
Assassin - Pistol / Sniper or Sniper / Pistol
Split Decision - SMG / Assault or Assault / SMG
Short n Sweet - Pistol / SMG or SMG / Pistol
Cowboy - Pistol / Shotgun or Shotgun / Pistol
Watchman - Assault / Shotgun or Shotgun / Assault
Boomer - Machine Gun / Shotgun or Shotgun / Machine Gun

Friday, January 15, 2010

Was it something I said?



Oh Who, you silly little shit. It pains me to see your response confirms that you lack any confidence in your actions. It brings tears to my eyes that I no longer have to see you copying off other sites when I can just go to them.

Hate to see a person lacking a spine, but did I really think I was going to see anything else?

I feel liberated, but then again, I don't have to deal with your constant morale boosting speeches.....oh wait, there were none.

I don't have to hear your long strategy sessions on how to win a map....oh wait, there were none.

I don't have to hear you constantly belittle your clan because you preach order and respect but don't provide little if any in return.....now that is a straight truth.

You will be happy to know I have changed the YouTube videos descriptions to direct them to this blog. You see this is how real people have an argument. To face the issues head on. Real adults don't lock the door when you don't want the person to come in. This isn't a Zombie movie where you can just wait it out.

So predictable, Who, so predictable.

Bc^ may not be as "serious" as you want to be but at least they are diplomatic in their disputes. Unlike you, their leader gives everybody a voice and values everybody's opinions. I will help Bc^ grow in anyway I can, so arm up, sir. High road be damned.

TKO's leader is a pussy.



Above is what I see on my previous clan's site for my signature. Now Who isn't the most intelligent person out there, hell he isn't even up there with some people from the short bus. But even he had to know I was going to find out. Also, Who is the only one that has administrated control of the site. So I don't want to hear anybody defending a man that can't keep control of his clan, let alone his own damn site.

Who could have took the high road. He could have just deleted my signature and taken the clan tag off the name. I have told everybody that has asked about why I left, both TKO clan people and outside people, that I just wanted to leave all the drama. Now most people would say, "What Drama?"

This is the drama. Who has issues, and he seems to not want to have a "Confrontation". I want to take the high road, I really do. So I will, but I hope this is a cautionary tale to show how a person's character really shows when they think no one is looking. Now below is what I posted on his forum, which will probably be deleted by the end of the month, if he actually ever manages to do anything right. I also took it upon myself to change my clan tag, something who forgets to do all the time.



Who, good luck with your clan, I hope you don't disrespect anybody else. But you have done a disservice to your clan mates by leaving such an obvious attack to me on your forum. For no other reason than to make yourself feel better, you have made your clan seem petty and small.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Awkward night

SO played a room with BLACK5DELTA last night. Don't know why he was on the other side. But he was with TKO for about 3 maps. After the maps, and all of TKO was left the room, I asked BLACK5DELTA if they upset. Besides JOZWhales, who has some severe issues with me for whatever reason, nobody really was talking trash. BLACK did say they were saying alot of trash on the other side but BLACK told me that they always have issues with people not on there team.

Looking back at my experience with TKO, I think it is better to be more competitive and less childish. TKO wants to be a great clan, and I hope they are able to be. However, my experience with them shows that they have to get past their issues and have to play as a team.

Best example, if a no account claymore weilding dick like me can get a bunch of other people to beat them in 3 maps, and take up 2 MVPs, I wish them the best of luck.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A retraction from a moron

So we have the first person throwing a captain tag back at my previous clan:
i wont be out of darts till around 11: eastern so make good use of my tag

When told one of his was giving back his captain tag, the 'leader' decided to bring this up:
We will try to have the room up for some time so I'm sure you could peek in at some time , or perhaps we will set up anther time , for a meeting with you to discuss a few things we have in store. I don't want to start trouble with anything don't kill the messenger boy, this idea came from the players that are playing right now, TKO FOR LIFE , BABY LETS GO!!!


See my point? You don't have a consistent stance from the damn person. This is the reason he will lose members, he is not a very good person to be leading a clan.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Alright, we now have a problem.

This was taken from an e-mail from WhoShotya1979:

The Knight Owls For Life - Captains Meeting

Attention all TKO Captains , Me and a few others have decided to have a *Mandatory TKO CAPTAINS MEETING* If you are a TKO Captain and you wish to not attend the meeting, your Captain Tag will be removed to make room for new captains who want to play socom, who want to participate and be apart of TheKnightOwls.

Due to members leaving for other games and other clans, we have already started to down size the clan , by removing non-active members and adding New Recruits, We have also discussed cutting down to One Roster to make things easier for all to manage. It will make Clan Ladder matches a lot easier and we don't have to worry about second names and this and that , we will focus on One Solid roster.

TKO CLAN CAPTAINS LIST IS AS FOLLOWS : Summerkills , Major.Stifler , Devaltaker , Reddrum-94 , Moosedrooln , Gixxer_27 , Docjay2 , Prybar141516 , Myself , This Meeting is Mandatory , and only for captains at this time. TKO Me and a few other Captains are trying to get TKO Back on track as best we can , so please show up on January 20th at 10pm est for a TKO Captains meeting to discuss TKO's future. I've giving you guys 2 weeks notice on this meeting so I don't want no excuses , be there , If not your Captain Tag will be removed , you will keep your TKO Tag But loose your captain ship that you have worked so hard to get.

TKO I would like to see everyone back on track with TKO , we've recruited a few new members and the New maps are sick the game is running real good , all You COD user it's great to see you alll so in love with a game , and I'm glad your getting such great use out of your PS3 , but It's TKO Time , we have something special with TKO and we always have and I hope to keep it going, Lets Go TKO your in control of our Destiny , Get On our Website . share your thoughts , Play With Your Clan , And Keep This Clan on Top Like it's always Been!

TheKnightOwlsForLife

P.S. ---- http://theknightowls.proboards.com Use it or will loose it , TKO yah Gotta believe! TheKnightOwls BABY!!

---End E-mail---

My take on this matter is simple: Fuck Who! Where the hell was he when when MW came out? Where the hell was he for about 2 months while others had to be involved in matches where there was no authority figure. I see a whole hell of alot of shit and I will be the first to say I don't have time to see a clan fall apart. So let's do this by facts:

Fact 1
Two of your captains have not played the game since MW2 came out. Two of your captains haven't played the game since the last patch. now you are saying you are going to remove their Captain tag? Thanks but that is 3 months too late.

Fact 2
The clan should never have had two rosters. When the numbers were down in October, the rosters should have been consolidated. But what did Who say, he didn't want to lose peoples' Captain tags. Wow, 4 months later he got a clue.

Fact 3
He runs a clan like you would run a fantasy football team. He brought people in and hoped for the best. Now he wants to run it right, problem is I think there is about 12 people that play regularly and one that doesn't is Who.

Fact 4

He has disrespected me, my friends, and even had a nice little thing to say about my wife. None of which he has apologize for or said he did.

Fact 5
The fact is Who is the weakest link. Since his 30th birthday, Who has been the most inconsistent player, both in time and in game play. He will let a friend play his game during clan ladder matches. He will not tell teammates of this until the end of the match. He will come to a room drunk, which I normally would have an issue with, but he sucks when he is drunk. And if somebody questions him, he goes to the whole "it's my team, if you don't like it, leave."

Personal message to Who: I don't like it, I don't like you as a clan leader, SOCOM player or pretty much as a man. I think in the real world you may be ok, but you suck the fun out of playing this game. I have had enough.